Homerpalooza Premium Walkthrough: L.T. Smash and Snub Club

L.T. Smash is in town now and is ready with his propaganda, as well as a new club. Join us right after the jump for their walkthrough.


L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 1

L.T. Smash starts

L.T. Smash: Get ready people, the apocalypse is coming.
Bart: Uh, L.T., the town already blew up. How could things get worse than that?
L.T. Smash: Have you seen those liberals giving speeches at the Oscars? It could get worse.
L.T. Smash: Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to do some superliminal advertising.
L.T. Smash: Nothing says “Doomsday” like someone screaming it at you!

Task: Make L.T. Smash Use Superliminal Doomsday Messaging
Time: 8h

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 2

L.T. Smash starts

L.T. Smash: This is the greatest mission of my life. To get everyone ready for the coming apocalypse.
L.T. Smash: Everyone that listens to me will be safe inside our compound with food and guns.
L.T. Smash: Everyone who ignored me will suffer the consequences.
L.T. Smash: From my buddies and our guns.

Task: Make L.T. Smash Produce Propaganda
Time: 8h
Location: Classified Records

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 3

L.T. Smash starts

L.T. Smash: I don’t get it. People still aren’t prepping for the apocalypse.
L.T. Smash: Despite the obvious threat to our country from global cooling, vaccines, and every politician whose last name isn’t “Paul”.
Lisa: Maybe they’re just enjoying the beautiful day. The grass is green, the sky is blue…
L.T. Smash: That’s it! I’ll bombard them with terror from the sky.

Task: Make L.T. Smash Airdrop Doomsday Warnings
Time: 4h
Location: Classified Records
Task: Make Lisa Recycle All the Doomsday Warnings
Time: 4h

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 4

L.T. Smash starts

Moe: Are you the nutjob lookin’ for people to hide in your underground bunker?
L.T. Smash: I’m probably going to regret this, but yes.
Moe: Sign me up. I run a bar, so I’m used to spending years in dark, cramped hellholes.
L.T. Smash: Hm. Let’s see. Survive the apocalypse but spend the rest of time with you, or die horribly.
Moe: Tough choice, no question.

Task: Make L.T. Smash Contemplate His Options
Time: 3h
Location: Moe’s Tavern

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 5

L.T. Smash starts

L.T. Smash: Mr. Krusty, I’d like to order fifteen thousand Krusty Burgers.
Krusty: Hey, hey! You’re a big fan of my restaurant?
L.T. Smash: Not really. But thanks to the chemicals in them, your burgers last indefinitely.
L.T. Smash: And if you leave them out in the sun, they harden into a brick-like item that can be used to line wells.
Krusty: How’d you like to run a marketing campaign for me? What you just said is still better than what my current guys write.

Task: Make L.T. Smash Market Krusty Burgers
Time: 8h
Location: Classified Records

Homer: Marge, I brought home Krusty burgers.
Marge: Bring ‘em out back! I need something to line my flower beds.

Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP


Club Grub

Milhouse starts

Milhouse: Bart! My parents snuck away from each other and left me alone again.
Bart: I’m not singing you to sleep.
Milhouse: Sleep? No, man. I’m hitting the club!
Bart: I’ll never understand how you can be afraid of your own shadow but go clubbing.
Milhouse: Everyone there is eating funny vitamins that make them act even weirder then me!

Task: Make Milhouse Hit the Club
Time: 2h
Location: Snub Club

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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