Homerpalooza Premium Walkthrough: Alcatraaaz

Alcaaatraz has arrived in town, as the last premium character of the event. Join us right after the jump for his walkthrough!

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 1

Alcatraaaz starts

Alcatraaaz: A lot of musicians have money problems.
Alcatraaaz: They handing out they money to everyone in their crew. Manager, agent, publicist, and oh so many baby mamas.
Alcatraaaz: But not ol’ Alcatraaaz. Because I went to school and got a degree.
Alcatraaaz: I’m the only rapper who’s also a Certified Financial Planner.

Task: Make Alcatraaaz Enjoy His Financial Security
Time: 8h

Alcatraaaz: And now I want to pass on some useful financial tips the only way I know how.
Alcatraaaz: By bustin’ some rhymes!

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 2

Alcatraaaz starts

Alcatraaaz: If you money’s all been spent…
Alcatraaaz: How you gonna fix it if your car gets a dent?
Alcatraaaz: That’s why my rule of thumb is:
Alcatraaaz: Out of each paycheck save five to ten percent.

Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About A Rainy Day Fund
Time: 2h
Location: Alcatraaaz’s Mansion

Alcatraaaz: If you’ve listened and you’ve learned…
Alcatraaaz: Then when unexpected expenses hit you won’t get burned.
Alcatraaaz: *mic drop*

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 3

Alcatraaaz starts

Alcatraaaz: I like my rings and my blings…
Alcatraaaz: And the crib that I am livin’ in.
Alcatraaaz: I paid for it with my credit card that’s Obsidian.
Alcatraaaz: But when the bill comes due, pay the full amount, fool.
Alcatraaaz: Paying credit card debt is highly uncool.

Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Paying Off High-Interest Credit Cards
Time: 2h
Location: Alcatraaaz’s Mansion

Alcatraaaz: Paying off your credit cards is your first priority.
Alcatraaaz: Living interest-free is the only way to be.
Alcatraaaz: *mic drop*

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 4

Alcatraaaz starts

Alcatraaaz: Today you’re young and hot, and you’re shakin’ that fine booty.
Alcatraaaz: But when you’re old and fat where you gonna find the loot-y?
Alcatraaaz: So if your company has a 401K plan, start putting money in today.
Alcatraaaz: Your employer matches your contributions, fool.
Alcatraaaz: Man, what more do I have to say?

Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Compound Interest
Time: 4h
Location: Alcatraaaz’s Mansion
Task: Make Homer Shake His Fine Booty
Time: 4h
Location: Alcatraaaz’s Mansion

Wiggum: I don’t bother saving money for when I’m old.
Wiggum: I’m a cop. We always get blown up by some nut job two days before retirement.
Alcatraaaz: You can opt to have the money go to your spouse.
Wiggum: You know, you are really helpful.

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 5

Alcatraaaz starts

Alcatraaaz: Listen up, yo, this is for the mommas and the poppas…
Alcatraaaz: Your kids are growing up and it ain’t never gonna stoppa.
Alcatraaaz: They’re headed off to college and the cost has got you cryin’.
Alcatraaaz: You shoulda used the plan that’s numbered five-two-nine.

Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Deferred College Savings Plans
Time: 8h
Location: Alcatraaaz’s Mansion

Alcatraaaz: Doesn’t matter what state you open the 529 plan in, you can use it to pay for college anywhere.
Homer: Lot of great advice, Mr. Alcatraaaz. But I have a different strategy for financial security.
Homer: Have Bart steal your microphone unless you give us two million dollars.
Alcatraaaz: Also good.

Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!


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