Pride and Pageantry Pt. 6
Little Miss Springfield: You were right, Mayor. The bylaws say I have to judge the animals.
Little Miss Springfield: But it also says that I get to pick what we spend the community funds on.
Quimby: Why are we always giving power of attorney to children?! We should’ve learned our lesson when that Little League team instituted martial law!
Little Miss Springfield: I’ve decided that we’re going to buy a community farm! And all the animals can live there in harmony and we’ll all help out!
Moe: Somebody get me a pitchfork!
Little Miss Springfield: That’s the spirit!
Moe: And a torch, too! Come on, mob, let’s get her!
Task: Build Cheddarbarrel Farm
Task: Place a Corn Field
Task: Make Lisa Hide From Mob
Location: Corn Field
Task: Make Springfielders Search Corn Field [x5]
Location: Corn Field
Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x325]
On job start:
Little Miss Springfield: Jeez, everyone’s so touchy when I decide to spend funds on frivolous, money-losing endeavors to clear my conscience.
Little Miss Springfield: At least the mob’s pitchforks are doing a LITTLE bit of farming…
Little Miss Springfield: Now that I have the crown, I am finally in a position of respect.
Quimby: And with that position comes the perks, starting with a pager.
Little Miss Springfield: A pager? What, is Little Miss Springfield a ‘90s drug dealer?
Quimby: No, not anymore…
Quimby: The pager will let you know when to make appearances.
Little Miss Springfield: Appearances? But I wanted to champion-
Pager: *beep beep* Appearance required at Krusty Burger.
Little Miss Springfield: -worthy causes.
Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Appear at Krusty Burger
Location: Krusty Burger
Krusty: And now to unveil the Junior Koronary Kids’ Menu, Little Miss Springfield!
Little Miss Springfield: I can’t endorse this! There are more calories in this than my dad’s bacon-flavored toothpaste.
Little Miss Springfield: …okay, fine, he just brushes his teeth with bacon!
Krusty: Your people signed you up for this, kid. It’s in the contract. And if you don’t wholeheartedly endorse the Heart Halter Sandwich, we’ll sue your tiara off!
Field of Schemes Pt. 2
Little Miss Springfield: I wonder what Krusty meant by “my people”? There’s no one helping me with this. I asked Quimby what time it was and he left the state.
Pager: *beep beep* Appearance required at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
Little Miss Springfield: Looks like I don’t have time to investigate either.
Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Appear at Cooling Towers
Location: Control Building
On job start:
Mr. Burns: Once again we celebrate the annual waste flush into the Springfield River.
Little Miss Springfield: That’s terrible! Who would endorse this?
Mr. Burns: Why, you, of course. As well as the fine folks at Fleishman’s Industrial Flushers.
Field of Schemes Pt. 3
Little Miss Springfield: I’ve got to figure out how these appearances are being booked.
Pager: *beep beep* Appearance required at Squidport.
Little Miss Springfield: Ugh, even the carnies from the fair are creeped out by Squidport. I need to get to the bottom of this.
Little Miss Springfield: I know, I’ll use my all-access pass for the Town Hall records room!
Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Investigate Appearance Criteria
Location: Simpson House
Little Miss Springfield: Hmm, it says here, all that is needed to book an appearance is to use an online form.
Little Miss Springfield: A printout of the last ten appearances should tell me who booked them.
Little Miss Springfield: Oh great. It’s printing on a dot matrix printer. There goes my afternoon.
Little Miss Springfield: My appearances were booked by…
Little Miss Springfield: Milhouse?!
Milhouse: Sorry to send you to all those horrible places, but I always thought you looked prettiest when you’re filled with rage.
Little Miss Springfield: How do I look now?
Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP
Lenny: Hey Homer, you’ve been nominated for three Lenny’s!
Homer: Woohoo! I’ve heard it’s an honor just to be nominated for things.
Homer: Wait, what’s a Lenny?
Lenny: My annual awards. Carl usually wins, but I think you’re going to give him a run for his money this year.
Homer: There’s running involved?
Quest rewards: 3 Donuts
Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!