County Fair Premium Walkthrough: Amber Dempsey, Style Guide and Rocket Science

Amber Dempsey is here for revenge! Join us right after the jump for the first part of the premium walkthrough.


League of Lashes Pt. 1

Amber Dempsey starts

Amber Dempsey: Ah, Springfield, my old stomping grounds.
Amber Dempsey: Also, literally the ground where I was stomped out when lightning hit my scepter and lit me on fire…
Amber Dempsey: Time to remind people why I used to be such a “striking” Little Miss Springfield.

Task: Make Amber Dempsey Elevate Profile
Time: 12h

Amber Dempsey: Argh! I don’t think I got a single glance! Not even a stomp!

League of Lashes Pt. 2

Amber Dempsey starts

Amber Dempsey: Hey you two, wanna impress your friends by talking to a former Little Miss Springfield?
Bart: Do you want to impress YOUR friends by talking to two future Collection of Conquerors gaming champions?
Milhouse: The finals are tomorrow, so we’re watching livestreams to study up.
Amber Dempsey: As in competition? Give me that myPad, I want to see what this is about.
Amber Dempsey: *blinks repeatedly*
Milhouse: It took my Dad three years to save up for this refurbished one, but I’m sure he won’t mind getting a new one once I tell him a girl blinked at me.

Task: Make Amber Dempsey Watch Game Livestreams
Time: 4h
Location: Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn

League of Lashes Pt. 3

Amber Dempsey starts

Amber Dempsey: People actually like Collection of Conquerors? Isn’t it just mindless tapping?
Bart: Hey, the Conquerors world is a rich tapestry of interweaving characters–
Amber Dempsey: So the writers put their hearts and souls into it?
Bart: Let’s not go that far. But someone’s gotta type out all those words.
Amber Dempsey: Ooh, Meta.
Bart: …
Amber Dempsey: There’s a character in Collection of Conquerors named Meta.
Bart: Oh, yeah. Meta’s kind of lazy and overused.

Task: Make Amber Dempsey Train for Competition
Time: 8h

Bart: Wow, I’ve never seen someone be that good! You don’t miss anything!
Amber Dempsey: After years of wearing fake eyelashes, I can hold my eyes open for hours.

League of Lashes Pt. 4

Amber Dempsey starts

Amber Dempsey: Hi, I’d like to sign up for the Collection of Conquerors championship.
Squeaky Voice Teen: Sign-ups are closed.
Amber Dempsey: *blinks repeatedly*
Squeaky Voice Teen: Is something wrong with your eyes?
Amber Dempsey: Just give me what I want!
Squeaky Voice Teen: Ok, jeez!

Task: Make Amber Dempsey Battle in Competition
Time: 4h
Location: Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn

Comic Book Guy: Oh, Amber has dominated by having her avatar, Meta, play a game within the game!
Comic Book Guy: She didn’t blink once the whole game!

League of Lashes Pt. 5

Amber Dempsey starts

Amber Dempsey: One more match and I’ll add Collection of Conquerors to my already superior list of contest wins.
Bart: Not so fast, “Lash” Gordon. I’ve studied your game replays and I’m about to set you straight!
Amber Dempsey: What, you don’t think I can stand the heat? I was struck by lightning!

Task: Make Amber Dempsey Compete in Finals
Time: 12h
Location: Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn
Task: Make Bart Compete in Finals
Time: 12h
Location: Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn

On job start:
Amber Dempsey: Oh no, he’s wearing eye-clamps to keep his eyes open!
Amber Dempsey: There’s only one more thing I can try.
Amber Dempsey: Oh Bart…
Amber Dempsey: *blinks repeatedly*

On job end:
Comic Book Guy: El Barto blows his lead, resulting in a humiliating loss!
Bart: No fair! She distracted me!
Amber Dempsey: *blinks repeatedly* Who me?

Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP


Style Guide

Auto starts

Marge: Ooo, finally an alternative to Jake’s!
Marge: Now when one place messes up my hair, I don’t have that gut-wrenching decision of whether or not I say something.
Marge: I’ve got another place to go to complain and get it fixed at the same time!

Task: Make Marge Get Hair Fixed Up
Time: 2h
Location: Turn Your Head and Coif


Rocket Science

Auto starts

Bart: I remember this! It’s awesome!
Lisa: That doesn’t look very safe. The force applied to the pods could exceed the structural integrity of the bolts holding them to the frame.
Bart: The only force that needs to be applied is my butt to the “On” button!

Task: Tap the Paralyzer

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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