Treehouse of Horror XXVIII: Act 1 Premium Walkthrough Part 3

Treestache is back and Homer is ready to chop him down some more! Join us right after the jump for the part 3 of the act 1 premium walkthrough!


Woodchop Pt. 1

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Homer: Marge, help, I feel like I’ve got a bunch of pictures and words stuck in my head.
Marge: That’s called an idea, honey. Just drink a few more cans of Duff and you’ll lose it.
Homer: I tried that already. And the only thing I lost was my keys. And wedding ring. And dignity.
Marge: In that case… you could try acting on it?
Homer: Ugh, fine. But this isn’t over, brain. I’ll beat you yet.

Task: Make Homer Act on His Idea and Chop Wood
Time: 4h
Location: Treestache’s Grove

Homer: Out here chopping wood makes me really appreciate the little things in life. Like lumberjacks and wood chippers. Because this sucks.
Treestache: Please, stop, I beg you!
Homer: What the… did that just… that’s the craziest thing I’ve ever seen!
Homer: That talking tree has a moustache!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Woodchop Pt. 2

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Treestache: My rage at your people’s endless transgressions against my kind has awakened me. We trees give you so much!
Homer: Name one thing.
Treestache: Shade. Oxygen. Food. The handle of the axe you use to chop my kind and the ladder you stand upon to do it.
Homer: Ugh, go write a book about it.
Treestache: Paper too!
Homer: Well you’ve given me a lot to think about. Which I’ll do while I’m chopping down all these other trees.

Task: Make Homer Chop More Wood
Time: 4h
Location: Treestache’s Grove

Treestache: Enough! I will not stand idly by as you demolish my brethren!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

All Bark, and Bite Pt. 1

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Homer: Why are you smashing our town, tree monster? All we’ve ever done to you is hang ornaments and tinsel off your brothers’ and sisters’ corpses.
Treestache: Your town? I’ve got deeper roots here than anyone! My great grandfather WAS the Mayflower!
Lisa: We have to capture him before he crushes somebody!
Homer: Or even worse, gives me a splinter!

Task: Capture Treestache [x15]
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

All Bark, and Bite Pt. 2

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Treestache: Let me go! I must carry out my master’s evil bidding.
Lisa: *GASP* You’re under the spell of Don’t-Say-His-Name aren’t you?
Treestache: YES! I’d rather be marching two by two under his control than become a two by four!
Lisa: He’s even worse than the dark wizard Who’s-That-Guy. Let me see if I can break the spell.

Task: Enchant Treestache [x15]

Lord Montymort: Damn, there goes my future wand material. Plus two thirds of an armoire.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

All Bark, and Bite Pt. 3

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Lisa: So, you’ll join us in the fight against evil, risking limb and… limb, as long as my dad respects your kind?
Treestache: Yes. I’m willing to recruit an army of trees, plus some shrubs, if he’s willing to extend an olive branch.
Homer: Of course! I just need to chop one down first.

Task: Summon Treestache
Time: 4h
Location: Treestache’s Grove
Task: Make Homer Cut Down an Olive Tree
Time: 4h
Location: Treestache’s Grove

Homer: Marge! I’m all done! I’ve completed my idea!
Marge: Homer, it’s just a pile of wood.
Homer: Yeah, well. Half way through I got sidetracked waging an epic battle with a living tree under a wizard’s spell and forgot why I needed wood in the first place.
Marge: Homer, you don’t have to lie about getting drunk at Moe’s.
Homer: Great idea Marge! Off to Moe’s!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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