When the battle subsides, punishing the evil and closing the curtains is in order! Join us right after the jump for the part 2 of the act 3 walkthrough!
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The Vestige Pt. 3
Lisa: The mystical beasts did it! He’s knocked out cold.
Martin: Huzzah! We have beaten the evil Lord Montymort. His name has no power anymore! Montymort! Montymort! Montymort!
Lord Montymort: But it’s annoying me.
Lord Montymort: You think I’m defeated that easy? I’ve got at least a trilogy’s worth of untapped storyline left. You haven’t seen the last of me!
Bart: Man, they always know how to drag these things out. Let’s speed up his plot line.
Lord Montymort: What have you done?! I feel as powerless as the middle-class’s ability to enact policy change.
Lisa: Fighting us repeatedly burned your magical reserves up! We’ve finally beaten you!
The Vestige Pt. 4
Homer: Woo hoo! We kicked the crap out of an old man!
Quimby: Lord Montymort, as judge, jury, defense, prosecutor, and inattentive audience, I find you guilty of trying to suck the magic out of everyone.
Lord Montymort: Do your worst! I’ve lived for centuries, through countless hellscapes… including fruit-flavored gum and fidget spinners.
Quimby: I hereby sentence you to three life sentences…
Lord Montymort: It will be a breeze.
Quimby: …to be served out here in Springfield.
Lord Montymort: Nooo! Please, take my life instead. I beg of you!
Task: Make Montymort Serve His First Life Sentence
Location: Springfield Penitentiary, Police Station or Brown House
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10 XP
The Vestige Pt. 5
Lisa: Can we keep the Magic Academy?
Skinner: Another school would take from our school supply budget. We’d be forced to steal golf pencils and use triple-sided paper.
Lisa: What if we made it a for-profit school?
Lisa: We could use those profits to hire more teachers and create scholarships for the poor!
Quimby: Or fund a new parade convertible for this city’s mayor?
Task: Make Springfielders Go Shopping at Charmer’s Market [x5]
Location: Charmer’s Market
Task: Make Springfielders Pay to Attend Magic Academy [x5]
Location: Magic School
Task: Make Lord Montymort Clean Up Beast Droppings
Location: Kearneymon’s Alley
Homer: Everything seemed better when I didn’t know his name.
Homer: I know how to fix that—bang the old noodle into a steel pole. *BANG* *BANG*
Lisa: Dad, no!
Homer: Dad, who?
System Message: You have completed the event story! Keep expanding your Magic Academy and enchanting Beasts!
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 20 XP
Happy Halloween 2017
Auto starts on October 31st at 11am GMT
Angelica Button: Why are all the Normies getting into costumes and traveling door to door?
Lisa: It’s Halloween! Everybody dresses up to go around asking for candy.
Angelica Button: Sounds like panhandling to me. We’ve eradicated that in my universe.
Lisa: Really?! You’ve evolved as a society beyond these silly customs?
Angelica Button: No, we just sent all the panhandlers through an interdimensional portal to a mysterious place called “San Francisco”.
System Message: Happy Halloween! Instead of a trick, have some treats on us!
Quest Rewards: 10 Donuts
Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!