This Thanksgiving’s Gone to the Birds!: Walkthrough Part 2

Who is going to win? Lisa or the Meat Council? Find out right after the jump for the 2nd part of the event walkthrough!

This Thanksgiving’s Gone to the Birds Pt. 3

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Programmer Lisa: Quinn, I think I need to switch up my tactics. But it feels like something is holding me back.
Quinn Hopper: It’s your conscience, kid. App development is a dog-eat-dog world.
Programmer Lisa: As a vegetarian I prefer to call it a tempeh-eat-tempeh world.
Programmer Lisa: But you’re right. Gamification was only a half-measure. I need to hack the planet!… Now that’s the cool line I was looking for!
Quinn Hopper: Hacking, webmasters, firewalls – I love all the great words we made up to describe typing really fast for a long period of time.

Task: Make Programmer Lisa Hack Propaganda
Time: 4h
Location: Meat Propaganda Billboard
Task: Earn Activist Badges [x325]

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

This Thanksgiving’s Gone to the Birds Pt. 4

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Apu: Come check out our new all-meat aisle! We have every cut of meat from head to tail… as well as extra heads and tails.
Apu: Hurry in, we’re not slashing prices, but we are slashing Best By, Sell By, and Use By dates!
Programmer Lisa: Why is the town suddenly flooded with meat products?
Homer: Mmm, meat flood. It’s the feud between those two silly phone games – it’s making everyone hungry.
Programmer Lisa: Maybe I bit off more than I can chew. It’s time to call in backup. A name that strikes fear into the hearts of meat lovers, and people who don’t like to be bothered on the sidewalk.

Task: Make Programmer Lisa Call P.E.T.A. for Backup
Time: 3h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Earn Activist Badges [x325]

Programmer Lisa: That was useless. They just preached to me over the phone for four hours and then sent me a complimentary can of fur protest red paint.
Programmer Lisa: Plus a copy of their straight-to-DVD movie “Never Meat Me In St. Louis”.
Kent Brockman: We interrupt this little girl’s tantrum to bring you breaking news: the app Tofun may be selling your user data.
Kent Brockman: To whom? Russia? We don’t know, but this reporter is brave enough to guess wildly. So Russia it is!
Kent Brockman: This segment was brought to you by the renovated Slaughterhouse Restaurant. Now with new and improved blood gutters, and a permanent on-site paramedic!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

This Thanksgiving’s Gone to the Birds Pt. 5

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Programmer Lisa: Somehow, whatever I do, the Meat Council’s always one step ahead of me.
Quinn Hopper: Check your source code, sweetie. I think you might have a bug. Or maybe even a rat.
Quinn Hopper: That’s why the hacker life can be a lonely one. Imagine having no friends, your only pals are inanimate objects.
Programmer Lisa: Yeah, I can hardly imagine…

Task: Make Programmer Lisa Inspect Source Code
Time: 3h
Location: Benches
Task: Make Gluttons Take the Sir Loin-A-Lot Challenge [x3]
Time: 4h
Location: Slaughterhouse Restaurant
Task: Earn Activist Badges [x325]

On job start:
Programmer Lisa: What?! I connected Tofun to P.E.T.A.’s alt-veggie database, but these logs suggest they’ve been sending my data straight to the Meat Council!
Quinn Hopper: An organization that promotes veganism sending user data to a multinational meat conglomerate? A tale as old as time.

On job end:
Programmer Lisa: So my best efforts to help the world just ended up making everything worse?
Homer: Hey, look on the bright side.
Programmer Lisa: Which is?
Homer: I’m sorry, is there more to that expression?
Homer: I wish I could help, sweetie, but I’ve got reservations at the Slaughterhouse Restaurant. I hear they provide fresh towels for your meat sweats.
System Message: You’ve been awarded Homer and Bart’s “You Don’t Win Friends With Salad” animated job!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!


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