This Thanksgiving’s Gone to the Birds!: Walkthrough Part 3

Lisa doesn’t give up in the last stretch of the event! Join us right after the jump for the 3rd and final part of the event walkthrough!

Activist Feature Creep Pt. 1

Lisa starts

Programmer Lisa: You know what they say, if you aren’t a one, you’re a zero. I can’t let this failure keep me down.
Homer: Meh, if you can’t beat failure, might as well join it.
Programmer Lisa: Thanks, Dad. I always get inspired talking to you.
Programmer Lisa: Because you remind me of exactly what not to do. I need a new app to make everyone forget Tofun. What about an app that creates even healthier salad recipes?
Homer: Lisa, I’m going to tell you what I think about the app in the only way I know how… song!

Task: Make Programmer Lisa Code Under the Sun
Time: 8h
Location: Benches
If This Thanksgiving’s Gone to the Birds Pt. 5 was completed: Task: Make Homer and Bart Do the “You Don’t Win Friends With Salad” Dance
Time: 4h
Requires: Bart
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Activist Feature Creep Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Programmer Lisa: Salad Tossr only got one download from one user – HotScotsmen.
Willie: And I want me money back! That app was not what I was hoping for.
Programmer Lisa: Maybe I should think LIKE an app to create an app. I’ll just gamify myself.
Bart: That’s dumber than Tossr’s ‘No Dressing Blessing’. And yes, I stole Willie’s phone and second his request for a refund.
Programmer Lisa: If I had already gamified myself, this act of listening to you would give me donuts.
Bart: Donuts?
Programmer Lisa: Whatever the in-game currency will be. Not sure why I said donuts…

Task: Make Programmer Lisa Gamify Herself
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Activist Feature Creep Pt. 3

Lisa starts

Programmer Lisa: By gamifying myself I realized that I just need to gamify others. Hmm, this isn’t starting to sound like a cult, is it?
Programmer Lisa: Anyway, my new app allows people to gamify whatever they want!
Homer: This is making my head hurt. Can you get Daddy his medicine?
Programmer Lisa: You mean a beer? Well if you get one yourself, this app will give you 50 points.
Homer: Points! I like the sound of points!

Task: Make Homer Drink to Get a High Score
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Springfielders Gamify Themselves [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Shop

Programmer Lisa: People are using my app left and right. Let me check the leaderboard and see how much good they are rewarding themselves for.
Programmer Lisa: Oh no! No one is using it to do good. They are just reinforcing their horrible behavior. Even Sideshow Bob set a point value for murdering Bart.
Homer: Don’t delete this app! I have the high score in drinking! I’m even beating Barney. My confidence is soaring – just like my BAC!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Thanksgiving 2017

Auto starts

Homer: It’s finally here! The only holiday that really matters! No religion, no politics, no gifts to waste money on, just absurd amounts of food.
Lisa: But Dad, without religion and politics, what will family members yell at each other about around the table?
Homer: Just give me this ONE day to gorge myself in peace!
Lisa: You asked for that day yesterday.
Homer: What? Oh, yeah.
System Message: Happy Thanksgiving! Treat yourself to your own vast troughs of food, with some donuts on top!
Quest reward: 10 Donuts, and Outdoor Feast Table or Cornucopia

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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