The Invasion Before Christmas: Act 2 Walkthrough Part 1

Due to the event being shorter, only one thing remains: fighting! Join us right after the jump for the 1st part of the 2nd act kwik-tap guide!

Store update: The Stable at the Inn and the Radiant B.S. Station are now available in the store!

If the user hasn’t completed The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 3 and 4, thus not having unlocked Santa Kang, a different version of the quests activates, having Kang instead of Santa Kang doing the jobs.

The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 3

Kang starts

Kodos: Kang, your plan to use Santa and his workshop was a total disaster! Much like your last birthday present to me.
Kang: You said, “Surprise me”. And you were very surprised when I got you nothing.
Kang: If we cannot control Santa, we will just have to pretend to be Santa.
Kang: And hand out our Invado-Bots disguised as an adorable animatronic toy.
Kodos: Right. The humans will just accept something from an octopus just because it’s wearing a red hat.
Kang: No, because it’s free, and Earthlings are cheap.

Task: Make Kang Re-Program Funzos
Time: 6s
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Kids Feel Something Amiss
Time: 6s
Location: Brown House

Kang: Phase one of operation Rule Yule is complete. Time to take a break and have some fun.
Duffman: That’s why you invited me! Because there’s nothing more fun than partying with Duffman.
Kang: No, there’s nothing more fun than vaporizing Duffmen. Zap!

Quest reward: 400 Event Currency and 10 XP

The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 4

Kang starts

Santa Kang: Ho, ho, ho, larval human, the holidays have come early. Please enjoy this toy, which is in no way a sinister plant.
Bart: Less yakkin’ more unpackin’, squid-breath.
Lisa: I don’t trust this so-called “Santa”. Why is he handing out expensive devices for nothing? And why is his beard slick with drool?
Bart: What’s not to trust? This is America, land of the free lunch.
Santa Kang: Yes, fear not, meddlesome hatchling! I am here in this joyous season to destroy your planet…with love.

Task: Make Lisa Attempt to Warn Bart
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson Home
Task: Make Bart Ignore Lisa’s Concerns
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson Home
Task: Make Springfielders Get Their Robo-Funzos [x10]
Time: 6s
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP


Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 1

Kang starts

Santa Kang: As the Rigellian saying goes, if at first you don’t succeed, abase yourself before the supreme Rigellian dictator and try again.
Santa Kang: Also, I still have a few billion Robo-Funzos to get rid of. So I’ve added an Unbrainulizer Ray that enhances the human tendency to stare brainlessly at their phones.
Santa Kang: They will be completely helpless before our invasion. Ha, ha!
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Excellent! I will continue to impersonate Santa’s domestic partner. You know, this place could really use the patter of little feet.
Mrs. Kodos Claus: I think I’ll import some elf-a-pillars from Rivendell IV.


Task:
Make Santa Kang Prepare to Unbrainulize Earthlings
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Import Elf-a-Pillars
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 2

Kang starts

Santa Kang: I have initiated the Unbrainulizer Ray. The Robo-Funzos are turning the humans into defenseless prey.
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Did you have to make them float right over the humans to do it? I mean, it’s a little obvious.
Santa Kang: Oh, so it’s not enough that I invent a weapon to utterly defeat mankind. Now it has to have more than a one-meter range.
Mrs. Kodos Claus: What’s the point of us being Earth-married if I can’t make positive suggestions?
Santa Kang: Let’s not fight. We have some hypnotized humans who’ll do anything we want. Let’s have some fun.

Task: Make Santa Kang Give Silly Orders
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Enjoy Humans Acting Foolish
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Springfielders Follow Orders
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House

Mrs. Kodos Claus: Oh, Kang, I love how you make my amusement bladder expramulate.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 3

Lisa starts

Lisa: The Robo-Funzos are back! They’re floating over people, beaming into their brains.
Bart: Maybe it’s one of those social media devices that corrects your posture and counts your steps.
Lisa: No! They’re totally hypnotized by their phones. We have to use the Re-Gifting Machine to rid people of their robo-parasites!
Bart: Hypnotized, eh? Don’t fire up that Re-Gifter until I make a four-fingered visit to the Kwik-E-Mart.

Task: Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos
Task: Make Lisa Battle Robo-Funzos
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Shoplift
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House

Lisa: The Re-Gifting Machine didn’t work. The people with parasitic Robo-Funzos are still hypnotized.
Bart: Dammit! If only I’d known; I could have raided the comic book store, too.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 4

Bart starts

Bart: All right, let’s amp up the power on the Re-Gifting Machine and blow those No-Funzos away.
Professor Frink: Good glayvin, no! We have no idea what might happen to the victims if the Robo-Funzos’ brain rays are interrupted.
Professor Frink: Their brains might be rewired to become mental vegetables. Or, alternately, mental geniuses. We just don’t know!
Professor Frink: It’s like climate change. Could be good, could be bad. Incidentally, I’m available as a paid consultant to the fossil fuel industry if anyone’s interested.
Lisa: What do you recommend, then?
Professor Frink: Pray to whatever higher power you believe in.

Task: Make Lisa Meditate on the Divinity of Buddha
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Tweet Krusty
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Krusty Ignore Tweets
Time: 12h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Unlock Gautama Buddha

Gautama Buddha: Out of nowhere, the mind comes forth.
Lisa: Buddha? You’re real!
Gautama Buddha: As real as a butterfly that never flies, or a laugh that no one hears.
Lisa: You’re real but you’re like talking to Grampa.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 5

Lisa starts

Lisa: Lord Buddha, it’s awesome you’ve come! Will you help us defeat the invasion of Robo-Funzos?
Gautama Buddha: Lisa, there are many deities. Or perhaps they are all aspects of one all-encompassing divinity. I know the answer, but I’m not telling. That’s Buddhism for you.
Gautama Buddha: You must seek help from all systems of belief.
Bart: I get it. Sort of a Belief Systems Justice League.
Gautama Buddha: Or B.S. League for short!

Task: Make Buddha Contemplate His Navel
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Believe in B.S.
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Believe in B.S.
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos

Lisa: No sign of the rest of the B.S. League.
Gautama Buddha: Have faith they will come, otherwise they won’t come. That’s B.S. for you.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 6

Kang starts

Lisa: Lord Buddha, who’s behind this terrible Robo-Funzo invasion?
Gautama Buddha: The disciple asks for guidance. But the master says, “do not ask what you already know”.
Lisa: Hm. Big holiday…sneaky invasion…master, I am enlightened! It’s Kang and Kodos!
Gautama Buddha: Really? Didn’t see that coming.
Gautama Buddha: Just kidding, of course I did. And now, let’s de-incarnate some alien ass.


Task:
Make Buddha Invoke the B.S.
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Kang Battle the B.S. League
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Kodos Battle the B.S. League
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship

Santa Kang: You defeated us this time, but only because we weren’t ready!
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Yes, I had ginger cookies in the oven, and now they’re ruined.
Bart: Stupid victory. I could’ve had ginger cookies!

Quest reward: 200 Event Currency

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 7

Gautama Buddha starts

Lisa: We slowed the aliens, but we didn’t defeat them. We need more members of the Belief Systems League.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: Did someone call for the Spirit of Kwanzaa?
Lisa: Fantastic! You’re the first B.S. Leaguer here.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: I am? Dammit. I hate being the first to show up at a party. So uncool.
Lisa: That’s okay, you can help put out the appetizers.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: Dammit!

Task: Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Help Set up
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Santa Kang Tend to Wounds
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Buddha Put Out the Call to Other B.S.ers
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 8

Gautama Buddha starts

Lisa: I wonder who’ll be next to join our Belief Systems League party.
Shiva: You should be keeping a sharper lookout…oh, that’s right you don’t have a THIRD EYE.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: Shiva, you old Lord of the Universe. Where’s your wife Parvati?
Shiva: Back home looking after the kids, Ganesha and Kartikeya. Don’t tell her I’m here.
Shiva: She thinks I’m at work watching over the Universe. If she finds out I’m goofing off here, she’ll turn into her aspect of Kali…Eight arms, every one holding a rolling pin.

Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4]
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2]
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 30 Wrapping Papers

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 9

Gautama Buddha starts

Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: Our battles against the alien invaders are going great. We’re beating the living drool out of them.
Shiva: Let’s grab some manna. Anyone know a good lunch place?
Rabbi Krustofsky: Hear the words of the Angel of Yahweh! There’s a great deli on Second Avenue.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Kreplach to die for. And I should know, eating too much is how I died the first time.

Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4]
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2]
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 30 Magic 2×4’s

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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