The Invasion Before Christmas: Act 2 Walkthrough Part 2

The fighting between the B.S. Leaguers and the Aliens continues in the final stretch of the event! Join us right after the jump for the 2nd part of the 2nd act kwik-tap guide!

Store update: The Rotating Religious Holo-Statue is now available in the store, Claus Co. is back in the store, and the Holiday Bazaar adds its final set of returning items: Ice God, Devil Float, Old Tree Spirit, Bonestorm Santa, “Christmas” Totem, Christmas Clams $50 a Pound, Duff Beer Tree, Candy Kevin, Devil Snowman, Destroyed Holiday Wheel, Fir Is Murder Christmas Tree, Dunking Device, Giant Burning Goat and Burns Fever Snowman!

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 10

Gautama Buddha starts

Gautama Buddha: A fool says, “The bowl is full”. The wise man says, “We still need Jesus”.
Shiva: I think J.C. is mad about something.
Jesus Christ: Darn right. You guys keep forgetting my birthday!
Shiva: To me, the past and future are all one. It’s no wonder I forget birthdays and anniversaries.
Jesus Christ: How does your wife Parvati like that excuse?
Shiva: Not a lot.

Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4]
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2]

Gautama Buddha: It looks like we’re half-way there!
Shiva: Would you say we might be living on a prayer?
Gautama Buddha: The wise man sleeps when the fool quotes pop music.

Quest reward: 200 Event Currency

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 11

Gautama Buddha starts

Lisa: Wow, the Belief System League is amazing: representatives of Buddhism, Judaism, Christianity, Hinduism, and, of course, Nguzo Saba.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: So that’s what I am! *chuckles*
Bart: Seems like you’re skipping something obvious.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Can’t think of anything.
Bart: Unless you’re scared to make fun of it.
Jesus Christ: Sky Finger isn’t afraid to laugh at anything!
Bart: I’m talking about atheism.
Shiva: Oh, thank Us.

Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4]
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2]

Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: We couldn’t find anyone in America willing to admit to being an atheist.
Shiva: So we hired the toughest mythical pixie we could find…Jack Frost.
Jack Frost: I will frost your windows! Hee, hee, hee!

Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 30 Wrapping Papers

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 12

Gautama Buddha starts

Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: The alien invaders are really strong. All the power of our various faiths is not enough.
Lisa: You need the one being that everyone on Earth worships.
Bart: Santa Claus, bringer of free stuff. And the most potent pixie on the planet.
Jack Frost: I’m a pixie. I’m powerful.
Jesus Christ: Yeah, right. What are you going to do, frost up the windows on the aliens’ flying saucer?

Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4]
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2]

Lisa: Bart, Bart! I went to Santa’s Castle, and they said they haven’t seen him for weeks.
Lisa: His sleigh is parked by the alien base! They must’ve kidnapped him.
Bart: Then we’re kidnapping him back. No one takes my Santa when he’s a few days from handing out presents.

Quest reward: Santa Claus and 50 Event Currency

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 13

Gautama Buddha starts

Lisa: Well, we found Santa Claus. He wasn’t kidnapped at all.
Bart: He was hanging out eating Mrs. Kodos Claus’s sugar snaps.
Santa Claus: What? I like a good cookie. Besides, it’s nice talking shop with someone else in the large-scale toy delivery business.
Jesus Christ: But you will help us defeat the aliens, right? Think of it as a birthday present to me.
Santa Claus: Again with the birthday guilt. Why couldn’t Christmas be in June?

Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4]
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2]
Task: Make Springfielders Put up With B.S.
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Quest reward: 400 Event Currency

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 14

Lisa starts

Lisa: Thank you, Belief Systems League! You destroyed the Rigellian ship!
Santa Kang: We would have won if Jack Frost hadn’t iced up our windows.
Lisa: Lord Buddha, there’re still a lot of Robo-Funzos around town? You’ll get rid of them too, right?
Gautama Buddha: The most valuable thing in the world is the head of a dead Robo-Funzo, for no one can name its price.
Jesus Christ: I’m no Buddhist, but ten bucks says that means he ain’t helping.

Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Celebrate Their Holidays [x3]
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Springfielders Clean up the B.S. Mess Count: 10x
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Lisa Puzzle Over Buddhist Koans
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 15

Kang starts

Santa Kang: I think the take-away message is clear: we should stick to Halloween updates.
Mrs. Kodos Claus: You don’t think the message is: you’re incompetent at any time of the year?
Kang: Yes, we were utterly defeated and humiliated at Christmas, but cheer up: it’s Christmas!
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Well, I did make a ginger bread house. Care to join me in vaporizing it from space?
Kang: That’s the holiday spirit!

Task: Make Kang Cast Off His Santa Costume
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Kodos Drink Eggnog
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Springfielders Continue to Clean up the Mess [x10]
Time: 8h
Location: Brown House

System Message: Keep playing to earn prizes by ridding Springfield of Robo-Funzos once and for all!

Quest reward: $500 and 50 XP

More B.S.

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Task: Collect Sacred Tomes [x1000]
Quest reward: 1/2/3 Donuts, $100 and 10 XP

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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