The Invasion Before Christmas: Premium Walkthrough Part 1

A new character developed just for the event, a Rigellian Jesus Christ, has joined Springfield! Join us right after the jump for her walkthrough!


The Birth of a Notion Pt. 1

J. Rigellian Christ starts

J. Rigellian Christ: Behold, I have come, your tentacled messiah. Happy Morphistic Quiznox indeed!
Rigellian Queen: Welcome out of the egg sack, my son and lord! Let me lick the birth slime off you.
J. Rigellian Christ: Not now, Mother, I have to spread the good word…about conquering all other creatures in the universe.
J. Rigellian Christ: First, though, I’m hungry. I believe the newborn of our species usually devour the father?
Rigellian Queen: In that case, bad news…

Task: Make J. Rigellian Christ Go Hungry
Time: 4h
Location: Manger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Birth of a Notion Pt. 2

J. Rigellian Christ starts

J. Rigellian Christ: Friends, I am only a humble squid-creature, but I bring a wonderful message of peace.
J. Rigellian Christ: Peace throughout the galaxy, after we conquer it and enslave all other races.
Kang: Lead us and we shall follow, since we have nothing better to do.
J. Rigellian Christ: Great. But first, can anybody spare some food? I’m already ten minutes old and I didn’t get to devour my father.
J. Rigellian Christ: Anyone? No? *sighs* Fine, I’ll work on my sermon.

Task: Make J. Rigellian Christ Prepare to Preach
Time: 1h
Location: Manger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Birth of a Notion Pt. 3

J. Rigellian Christ starts

J. Rigellian Christ: People of Earth, I bring you good news.
J. Rigellian Christ: Your conquest is certain. Resistance is futile.
Homer: Why is that good news?
J. Rigellian Christ: It’s going to save you a lot of wasted time and effort resisting.
J. Rigellian Christ: Hear the good word!

Task: Make J. Rigellian Christ Preach Love and Peace
Time: 4h
Location: Manger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Birth of a Notion Pt. 4

J. Rigellian Christ starts

J. Rigellian Christ: Mother, I have preached to the humans my glad tidings: that resistance is futile. But they heed me not.
Rigellian Queen: Perhaps you would get wider attention if you broadcast over the human “Internet”, a primitive network they use to send naughty pictures.
J. Rigellian Christ: Ah yes, unlike our far more sophisticated Rigellian “dirty magazines”.
Rigellian Queen: But first, you’ll have to set up Wi-Fi.
J. Rigellian Christ: Shouldn’t be hard. After all, I am the Son of Cthulhu.

Task: Make J. Rigellian Christ Struggle to Set up Wi-Fi
Time: 4h
Location: Manger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Birth of a Notion Pt. 5

J. Rigellian Christ starts

J. Rigellian Christ: Finally, I finished setting up the Wi-Fi. That’s thirty hours of my life I won’t get back. Luckily, I’m immortal.
Kang: What do people think of your MyTube channel?
J. Rigellian Christ: They left some pretty nasty comments! They’re calling me a patriarchal oppressor.
Kang: Inaccurate! Our species is a matriarchy. The females inject their eggs into the males’ abdomens, where they hatch and feed on the organs.
J. Rigellian Christ: I’ll just calmly post a message explaining my point of view. I’m sure the internet will be tolerant of my opinion.

Task: Make J. Rigellian Christ Be Crucified by the Internet
Time: 8h

J. Rigellian Christ: Talking to those jerks literally killed me! I will return for the Last Judgment. And I’m going to be in a bad mood.

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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