The Invasion Before Christmas: Premium Walkthrough Part 3

A new path to ascension and a search for a new body! Join us right after the jump for Lyla’s walkthrough!


That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 1

Lyla starts

Lyla: I, the former Zen priestess, have been reincarnated! But where?
Lyla: According to the laws of Karma, if I was good in my last life, I will be rewarded in this one.
Lyla: Apparently I came back to Springfield.
Lyla: Whatever I did in my past life must have been really bad.
Lyla: Oh, now I remember. I was making out with Montgomery Burns. So really, REALLY bad.

Task: Make Lyla Zen Out
Time: 8h
Task: Make Burns Search for His Lost Love
Time: 8h
Location: The Peak Inn
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 2

Lyla starts

Lyla: Why have I been reincarnated as myself with all my memories in Springfield? I’m supposed to come back as something different. Like a cat.
Gautama Buddha: You have unfinished business. You died before you could experience the passions of love with…Montgomery Burns.
Lyla: Yuk.
Gautama Buddha: Only when you have sated your feminine fleshly desires can you escape the cycle of the time and achieve Nirvana.
Lyla: I’d still rather be a cat.

Task: Make Lyla Repress Inner Desires
Time: 4h
Task: Make Burns Sense Love Is Near
Time: 4h
Location: Burns Homes (Control Building, Classic Mansion, Burns’ Summer Mansion or Dr. Lenny’s Lab)
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 3

Lyla starts

Lyla: Maybe I should listen to Buddha, abandon my priestly chastity, and surrender to the temptations of the flesh.
Lyla: After all, Buddha is Enlightened. That’s sort of like having a Ph.D in Psychology.
Lyla: I’ll have to ask the ladies for advice about achieving earthly pleasure, though.
Luann: Well don’t ask me, ‘cause Kirk ain’t delivering! Oh, snap!

Task: Make Lyla Explore Her French Sensuality
Time: 4h
Location: The Peak Inn
Task: Make Springfield Ladies Complain About Their Sex Lives [x3]
Time: 4h
Location: The Peak Inn
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 4

Lyla starts

Lyla: Montgomery Burns, I have come for you!
Mr. Burns: You’ll never take me alive! I’ll blow the nuclear plant sky high and take everyone with me! Oh, it’s you Lyla.
Lyla: You’re not freaked out that I’ve returned from the afterlife?
Mr. Burns: Eh, coming back from death happens to me pretty much every week.
Lyla: Then let’s achieve our own Earthly paradise. Kiss me with those blue lips, you wrinkled stickbag!

Task: Make Lyla Share a Night of Passion
Time: 8h
Location: The Peak Inn
Task: Make Burns Enjoy a Night of Passion
Time: 8h
Location: The Peak Inn
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 5

Lyla starts

Mr. Burns: Oh, sweet Lyla, what a magical night of love. I’ve never been so satisfied.
Mr. Burns: And you, my precious. Did you discover the joys of fleshly passion?
Lyla: Kind of.
Mr. Burns: Shall we do it again tonight, honeysuckle?
Lyla: I’ll get back to you.

Task: Make Lyla Try to Escape the Cycle of Time
Time: 4h
Location: The Peak Inn
Task: Make Burns Swoon
Time: 4h
Location: The Peak Inn
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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