The Invasion Before Christmas: Premium Walkthrough Part 7

Queens, poles, animals and restaurant are some of the minor premium items! Join us right after the jump for their walkthrough!

Jesus Christ, Alien Superstar

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J. Rigellian Christ: Aw, Mom. You got all dressed up for my birthday!
Rigellian Queen: Don’t get too excited. Human Christmas happens to coincide with the Festival of the Morphistic Quiznox.
J. Rigellian Christ: What does that celebrate?
Rigellian Queen: No one is sure, but we celebrate it by choosing a sacrifice and tearing his tentacles off one by one.
Rigellian Queen: So, it must be something pretty wonderful.

Task: Tap on the Festive Rigellian Queen
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Let’s Take a Pole: North or South?

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Kodos: Kang, I have finally finished a North Pole for you to play Santa in. There are many sappy human movies that imply this place is a source of “magic”.
Santa Kang: And it is true! I can feel it in my bones! Well, not bones, more like our series of fluid-filled sacs, but you get the idea! Thank you, Kodos.
Kodos: Well, go ahead! Try it out!

Task: Make Kodos Enjoy the North Pole
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian North Pole
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The War on Christmas

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Santa Claus: Ah, this old sleigh. Takes me back to 1942, when Abe Simpson shot me down over the Pacific.
Grampa: We had to cobble this thing together so you could finish Christmas.
Santa Claus: Abe, how about joining me in a glass of eggnog for old times sake?
Grampa: No way. Last time I went drinking with you, I woke up naked and on my forehead someone had written “I lick elf bells”.

Task: Tap on Santa’s Plane Sled
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Snakes on a Sleigh

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Santa Claus: …Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen…All shackled up and ready to go. We just need Rudolph.
Worker Elf 1: Uh, Santa? Remember how Bart Simpson asked for a python for Christmas?
Worker Elf 2: And we said no, that’s too dangerous, but you said, “Aw, let him have it, maybe we’ll get lucky and it’ll eat him”.
Worker Elf 1: The snake got hungry early.

Task: Tap on the Snake Eating Rudolph
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Rocky Relationship

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Moe: An Alaskan version of Moe’s Tavern? Who looks at my bar and thinks, “I should copy that”?
Moe: I mean, I love my bar, but only because I have to. You can divorce a wife, but you can’t divorce a career.
Moe: Maybe I’ll take a look in Eski-Moe’s, see what’s up with those Alaskaholics.

Task: Make Moe Try a Drink at Eski-Moe’s
Time: 4h
Location: Eski-Moe’s

Moe: Drinks with ice?! I can’t afford that in the lower 48. If people ask me for booze on the rocks, what they get is rocks.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Promised Land

Krusty starts

Rabbi Krustofsky: Ah, my boy! They finally finished building our holiday feasting place.
Krusty: Yeah, what would Jews do on Christmas if it weren’t for Chinese restaurants? And what would Chinese restaurants do if it weren’t for Jews?
Rabbi Krustofsky: Let the gentiles eat their holiday gooses. I’m gonna get tso deep into some General Tso’s chicken!

Task: Make Krusty Enjoy a Meal
Time: 8h
Location: Chinese Restaurant
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Animal Within

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Moe: I bought an exotic petting zoo? What was I drinking?
Moe: Nothing from my bar — that booze is all water.
Quimby: You can count on me as a customer. When’s the wet TV contest? And where do I stuff my dollar bills?
Moe: Wait, are you thinkin’ this is exotic ladies? It’s an exotic ANIMAL petting zoo.
Quimby: Sorry. When I hear “exotic” and “petting” my mind goes where any crummy mayor’s would.

Task: Make Moe Prepare the Zoo
Time: 4h
Location: Exotic Petting Zoo
Quest reward: Fully upgraded Exotic Petting Zoo, $100 and 10 XP

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!


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