“Haw-Haw Land” Episode Tie-In: Walkthrough

After 9 episodes, tie-in have come back, this time with Haw-Haw Land! Join us right after the jump for the Haw-Haw Land episode tie-in walkthrough!

STEM Vs. Them Pt. 1

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Lisa: We’re headed to the STEM conference! Somebody pinch me! NOT LITERALLY, BART.
Bart: What does STEM stand for? Stupid, Terrible, and Extremely Meh?
Lisa: I’m just excited we’re going to see the Visible Man!
Homer: It’s IN-visible man, Lisa. You don’t know much about horror movies, do you?

Task: Make Lisa Explain What STEM Stands For
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Place Life-Sized Visible Man

Lisa: The anatomically correct, life-sized, inside-out man. Your giant heart is almost as big as your giant lungs, kidneys, and pancreas.
Bart: Ugh, we better get out of here — looks like he ate a really big lunch.
Lisa: It doesn’t matter — my heart fills with song… uh-oh. You’re right. Let’s get out of here!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

STEM Vs. Them Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Lisa: SCIENCE AND MATH, SCIENCE AND MATH…
Bart: SMELL MY BURPS, AND FEEL MY WRATH! *burps*
Lisa: Bart!!!
Bart: I’m a natural songbird — and so’s my butt. *farts*
Lisa: I just want a boy to share my love of song, over a nice vegetarian lunch.
Ralph: I like veternian lunch! Dog food, cat food…
Lisa: I WANT A DREAMBOAT, NOT ONE OF THESE DUMMIES…
Bart: MY MOM IS A SCOLD, AND MY DAD IS A RUMMY…
Homer: Why you little…

Task: Make Lisa Sing Nerdy Songs
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Tease Lisa
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

STEM Vs. Them Pt. 3

Lisa starts

Lisa: Go ahead and tease me — you’re really just teasing yourselves.
Nelson: Stop teasing yourself! Stop teasing yourself!
Bart: Dude, we’re supposed to be tormenting Lisa, not each other. Eyes on the prize!
Lisa: It’s perfectly reasonable for me to want a boy who understands me!
Bart: If by “a boy who understands you”, you mean one who understands your singing is terrible.
Nelson: Yeah, Lisa! Your singing sounds about as good as your face looks.
Bart: That’s more like it. I knew you had it in you.
Lisa: Nelson, I don’t know why you’re hanging out around me. We broke up, so you shouldn’t be back in my life! Why tease me now?
Nelson: I secretly dig you. Plus, Mom’s passed out on the stoop. Can’t get in the house.

Task: Make Lisa Not Be Understood by Others
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

STEM Vs. Them Pt. 4

Lisa starts

Lisa: Uh-oh… I feel a song coming on! Unless I ate some tainted tofu.
Lisa: I’LL NEVER SAY SORRY FOR LOVING MATH AND SCIENCE.
Lisa: AGAINST IGNORANCE, I WILL ALWAYS SHOW MY DEFIANCE!
Ralph: MOMMY WON’T LET ME TOUCH ANY APPLIANCE.
Nelson: Don’t worry, Lis. I’ll be there to pick you up after every failed relationship, probably ’til you’re in high school, and I’m in juvie!

Task: Make Lisa Sing
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Nelson Lie in Wait for Lisa
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House

Lisa: Where’s that piano music coming from? Is that a boy who knows the beauty of jazz? It’s America’s only true art form — and its least popular!
System Message: Will Lisa ever find true love? Or is she doomed to forever be a prime number? Find out on The Simpsons – Sunday 8/7C on FOX!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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